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Akpos Joke: Inspector Yakubu

Akpos was at Lagos Police station today. To his surprise, he saw a policeman on duty reading a Bible. So he went to him and asked, “Who killed Abel?” The policeman replied: “Ask Inspector Yakubu. He is...

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Akpos Joke: Free restaurant food

Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you...

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 7 Plus

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Baby, we went to the mall today and I saw an iPhone 7 plus Akpos: Did you like it? Girlfriend: Yeeeesss!, baby, I swear I...

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Nigeria Joke: Terrible accident

An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. All of the sudden, one of...

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Akpos Joke: Driver’s licence

Akpos, a  policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued: POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you...

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Akpos’ mobile money advice for all men in 2017

Akpos has an advice for all African men in 2017.It is as follows: The moment you ask a girl “WHAT’S WRONG?” And she replies “Hmmm” Guys, dont ask “why hmm …?” Its a Mobile Money Trap! ALSO READ: AKPOS’...

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Akpos Joke: $500 debt

Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied Akpos “OK, then...

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 6 or iPhone 7

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…Akpos: I Love You Tina: Lol Akpos: I need you in my life Tina: Lol Akpos: You are my everything Tina: Lol Akpos: iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 Tina:...

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Akpos Joke: Sugar Daddy

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female friend:GIRL: I need a sugar Daddy who doesn’t want to have sex with me Akpos : Follow these steps: 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or...

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Akpos Joke: Mortuary

Akpos is crazy guy ooh. The following conversation ensued him and a tourist in Lagos. Tourist: Can you please show me the way to the mortuary? Akpos: Oh that’s easy. Just close your eyes and cross the...

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Akpos meets Donald Trump

​American President, Donald Trump decided  to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid. A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD, An European...

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Akpos and the Chinese man

The following conversation ensued Akpos, an envagelist and a Chinese man: Evangelist Akpos: How are you? Chinese Man: I fine. Evangelist Akpos : Do you know Jesus Christ? Chinese Man: No. But you give...

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Akpos at the police station

​Akpos at Osu Police station today.  To his surprise, he saw a police man on duty reading a Bible.  So he went to the policeman and asked, “Who killed Abel?”  The policeman replied, “Ask Inspector...

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Akpos Joke: Idiot!

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son: ​Son: Daddy who is an idiot? Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening...

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Akpos Joke: Bulletproof Jeep

Mallam Akpos bought a $6 million bullet-proof SUV. He travelled from Bauchi to Abuja and he was accosted by armed robbers. They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off. Mallam Akpos...

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Akpos Joke: Anthony Joshua versus Klitschko

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka: Emeka: Are you ready for the Joshua-Klitschko fight? Akpos:  Yes Emeka:  I hear the fight tickets are going for as as high as £96,000. Akpos:...

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Akpos Joke: Without Gift

Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride’s relatives 2. Groom’s relatives He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies...

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Akpos Joke: Change of heart

Akpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service. He confesses to the...

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Akpos Joke: Proof of debt

Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied Akpos “OK,...

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Akpos Joke: Drunk Man

Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Akpos said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can...

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