Akpos Joke: Inspector Yakubu
Akpos was at Lagos Police station today. To his surprise, he saw a policeman on duty reading a Bible. So he went to him and asked, “Who killed Abel?” The policeman replied: “Ask Inspector Yakubu. He is...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Free restaurant food
Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: iPhone 7 Plus
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Baby, we went to the mall today and I saw an iPhone 7 plus Akpos: Did you like it? Girlfriend: Yeeeesss!, baby, I swear I...
View ArticleNigeria Joke: Terrible accident
An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. All of the sudden, one of...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Driver’s licence
Akpos, a policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued: POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you...
View ArticleAkpos’ mobile money advice for all men in 2017
Akpos has an advice for all African men in 2017.It is as follows: The moment you ask a girl “WHAT’S WRONG?” And she replies “Hmmm” Guys, dont ask “why hmm …?” Its a Mobile Money Trap! ALSO READ: AKPOS’...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: $500 debt
Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied Akpos “OK, then...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: iPhone 6 or iPhone 7
A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…Akpos: I Love You Tina: Lol Akpos: I need you in my life Tina: Lol Akpos: You are my everything Tina: Lol Akpos: iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 Tina:...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Sugar Daddy
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female friend:GIRL: I need a sugar Daddy who doesn’t want to have sex with me Akpos : Follow these steps: 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Mortuary
Akpos is crazy guy ooh. The following conversation ensued him and a tourist in Lagos. Tourist: Can you please show me the way to the mortuary? Akpos: Oh that’s easy. Just close your eyes and cross the...
View ArticleAkpos meets Donald Trump
American President, Donald Trump decided to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid. A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD, An European...
View ArticleAkpos and the Chinese man
The following conversation ensued Akpos, an envagelist and a Chinese man: Evangelist Akpos: How are you? Chinese Man: I fine. Evangelist Akpos : Do you know Jesus Christ? Chinese Man: No. But you give...
View ArticleAkpos at the police station
Akpos at Osu Police station today. To his surprise, he saw a police man on duty reading a Bible. So he went to the policeman and asked, “Who killed Abel?” The policeman replied, “Ask Inspector...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Idiot!
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son: Son: Daddy who is an idiot? Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Bulletproof Jeep
Mallam Akpos bought a $6 million bullet-proof SUV. He travelled from Bauchi to Abuja and he was accosted by armed robbers. They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off. Mallam Akpos...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Anthony Joshua versus Klitschko
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka: Emeka: Are you ready for the Joshua-Klitschko fight? Akpos: Yes Emeka: I hear the fight tickets are going for as as high as £96,000. Akpos:...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Without Gift
Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride’s relatives 2. Groom’s relatives He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Change of heart
Akpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service. He confesses to the...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Proof of debt
Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied Akpos “OK,...
View ArticleAkpos Joke: Drunk Man
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Akpos said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can...
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