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Funny Photo: Before and after Marriage

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Funny Photo: Competing with Kenya

So you said you wanted to compete with Kenya…

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Akpos Joke: Wife’s Query

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife:Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it? Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. Wife: What about d lipstick...

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Nigerian Joke: Mallam Sule

Malam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M. While visiting Warri, he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car. To his amazement the car resisted all. So he started insulting...

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Akpos and Wife at the Mall

Akpos was shopping with his wife at the mall.He noticed a very sexy young lady in short and tight attire walk past them. His gaze concentrated totally on the lady’s behind until his wife nudged him....

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Funny Photo: Tell your father to see me

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Funny Photo: It’s hot there

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Funny Photo: Lying to girlfriend

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Nigeria Joke: Man wanted

It is only in Nigeria where you’ll see a notice board that says, “Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age.”

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Nigeria Joke: Who killed Abel

I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, “Officer, who killed Abel, Adam’s...

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Funny Photo: Banks

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Funny Photo: Leave me out!

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Akpos Joke: Wedding Reception Drama

Akpos attended a wedding. After the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people. He sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it...

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Funny Joke: American versus African

An American man walked into a restaurant in London.As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Waiter! I...

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Akpos Joke: Goat

A primary school teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a goat holding an umbrella.The teacher told her class to colour the goat in black and the umbrella green....

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Funny Abbreviations

Below are popular funny Abbreviations… APC = Accepting Past Criminals. PDP = People Deceiving People. IMO = I Must Obey. IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night. ABA = Agege Boys Association. LAGOS =...

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Funny Joke: Same Job

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a...

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Funny Joke: Dying

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re...

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Akpos Joke: Landlord’s Visit

This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord… LANDLORD: (knocks at Akpos door) AKPOS: (Opens the door) LANDLORD: Hey man, I’m looking for my house rent? AKPOS: You can come in let’s...

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Funny Joke: Illegal Miners

Two young ladies arrived at a meeting wearing clothes which were very revealing. The chairman took a good look at them and made them sit down. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said, “ladies,...

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