Akpos, a policeman, met a American journalist at a police roadblock at 1am on the day Nigerian President, Mahammadu Buhari, was sworn in. The following conversation ensued: Akpos: Something for your boy? Journalist: No. this is a new Nigeria. Buhari will make you frog jump. Akpos: Buhari must eat.
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Akpos Joke: New Nigeria
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Funny Joke: Double Wish
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double.” The man agreed and said, “I wish I had a mansion.” The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two […]
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Funny Photo: The World Has Changed
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Funny Photo: No One Can Be Trusted
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Akpos Joke: Bad Network
Akpos’ Whatsapp chat with his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Good morning sweetheart. Akpos: Good morning darling. (sending failed) Girlfriend: Why don’t you want to reply my message, don’t you have my time? Akpos: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed) Girlfriend: If you don’t love me; ignore my message, if you really […]
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Akpos Joke: Letter from Wife
Dear husband Akpos: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today […]
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Note from Akpos: Believe in Yourself
If TECNO could ping before NOKIA… Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY… Who told you it’s by how far? It’s by how well. If GARRI could sell more than INDOMIE after all the adverts… Who told […]
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Akpos Joke: Marry Him!
Akpos was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Emeka. Wife: Joe? Isn’t he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead? Akpos: Yes. Marry him! Wife: No, I wont! Akpos: Please do! Wife: Why? HUSBAND: Because all these years I have suffered, let him suffer too!
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Akpos Joke: Lying Wife
Akpos and his lawyer had the following conversation:Lawyer: “Why do you want to get a divorce?” Akpos: “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning; she said she spent the night at her sister’s house. Lawyer: “So?” Akpos: “She’s lying. I spent the night at her sister’s house!”
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Akpos Joke: Physics Class
Physics teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?Akpos: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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Akpos Joke: Banks
Akpos sent the following letter this morning:I have been dating her for over four months now and everything was going fine until this morning when I decided to invite her to my place. And she came! When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I ask her why […]
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Funny Photo: The Fate of your CV
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Funny Photo: Dangerous Profession
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Funny Photo: Brother’s Phone Call
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Funny Photo: Past World
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Funny Photo: The Fear of Buhari
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Funny Photo: Why South African Policemen have to wear refelectors
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Funny Photo: Boys3Men
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Funny Photos: African Police
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Akpos Joke: Sweet, Sweet Revenge
A policeman stopped Akpos and collected bribe of $70 for driving without licence.However, the policeman forgot his iPhone 6 inside the car. He has been calling and begging Akpos to return his phone. He said he used his last cash to buy it. The problem is: Akpos also begged him then that the $70 was his last cash but the […]
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