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Joke: Male Engineers

Four Girls entered a BRT Bus full of Male Engineers. Since there was no more place available, they sat on each of the Boys’ laps. After ten minutes. 1ST GIRL: Are you an Electronics and Communication...

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Funny Joke: Dan

Our class teacher was teaching about animals that live with man. After talking about “Goat” the next topic was “Dog”. He was now telling us how dogs like to play and jump around just like “Dan” our...

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Akpos Joke: Life after death

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss one Friday morning:Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Akpos: Certainly not; there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now. After...

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Funny Photo: Dead!

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Funny Photo: Yoruba Men

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Funny Photo: Mama Wata

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Akpos Joke: Drowning

Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend… GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? Akpos:...

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Akpos Wise Sayings

You have four boyfriends and you say I am in a relationship! No you are in a circle my sister. You are dating a 60 year old man and you call him babe! No, this one be your ancestor.

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Akpos Joke: Slaps

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the guy’s face”. Akpos...

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Funny Joke: Game Show

A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “I’m going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn’t laugh at the end receives $5000!” The host...

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Funny Joke: After the Honeymoon

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first...

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Funny Joke: The butcher’s dog

A dog ran into a cow meat butcher’s shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer....

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Funny Joke: Management Decision

There was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at...

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Funny Joke: Touch and follow

I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”. All he demanded from me was 1-month internet data...

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Akpos Joke: No one knows tomorrow

During a CRK class… TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________? (Akpos raised his hands) TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow? AKPOS: Sir, me! TEACHER: (surprised) And what’s tomorrow?...

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Akpos Joke: Good Morning

A Whatsapp chat between two students… Akpos: Results are out, come let’s go and see the result. Yaw: I’m with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me… If it’s bad, say, “Good morning to YOU”. If...

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Akpos Joke: Poor Example

An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class… TEACHER: … For example, Akpos was poor… AKPOS: I can’t be poor. TEACHER: That’s why I said for example. AKPOS: Even in the example I can’t be...

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Akpos Joke: Deaf Message

A stranger sent Akpos a text message… “Good evening sir, how was your day? I’m so sorry for disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I kindly need your assistance, I need some money...

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Funny Joke: Love Raps

*Boy: do you have a boyfriend? *Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. *Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” *Girl: But I...

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Funny Joked: Feared Woman

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night. His wife would shout, ”When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”....

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