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Akpos Joke: CRK Questions

Our Christian Religious Knowledge (CRK) teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible. She decided to give us...

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Akpos Joke: Missing Phone

Akpos got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. His close friend, who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2...

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Akpos Joke: USA

Akpos was doing his geography assignment with his dad… DAD: Akpos, which country is near to U.S.A? Akpos: I don’t know dad. FATHER: I will beat you today if you don’t answer my question, because during...

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Akpos Joke: Fuel Ticket

Attendant: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket…. Akpos: Yes, any problem? Attendant: (aghast) But it is a ‘children discount’ ticket, Sir? Akpos: (unfazed) Oh, I recently converted to...

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Funny Joke: Do you have a vagina?

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, “Do you have a vagina??” She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and it’s the same man. He asks...

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Akpos Joke: At the Border

Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Akpos replied. The Customs...

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Girl’s Facebook Status Updates

A GIRL’S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES “Wow! I just found the love of my life… Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?.” 14 DAYS LATER “Never make sum1 a priority when you’re just an option to them!” 2...

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Akpos Joke: Horse and Zebra

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra? AKPOS: Yes sir. TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this? AKPOS: It’s a horse, sir. TEACHER: Excellent! (now brings a...

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Nigerian Police and Their Wahala

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road… Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor! Oga, this your Range Rover...

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Akpos Joke: Money Need

AKPOS: Kwame please, I’m going to be needing N100,000 from you… I promise to pay back with N120,000. KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for? AKPOS: I want to buy an iPhone 6s for my ex on...

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Akpos Joke: Polluting the air

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.  The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing....

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Akpos Joke: Hysterical

Akpos brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a...

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Funny Joke: Jealous Husband

HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day...

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Funny Joke: Chicken and Goat

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like...

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Akpos Joke: No Fishing

Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos… MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond. AKPOS: I’m not fishing, I’m teaching my worm how to...

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Funny Joke: Attractive

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, “Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive.” The husband just smiled and said, “I won’t be surprised if it’s Kwame.”...

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Funny Joke: To walk

Out of curiosity, I went to a church to take part in their prayer sessions. Whilst praying a member touched my shoulder and said: YOU WILL WALK! I did not understand him because I am not physically...

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Akpos’ GCE Exams questions

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate...

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Joke: Horror woman

Patient: Dr please am I ugly? Doctor :“ you’re not ugly” Patient : But everybody says I’m ugly !” Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly” Patient :“ I know I’m ugly ” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong...

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Akpos and friends

Three friends died in a car crash, they went to heaven to an orientation. They were all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say...

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