Akpos boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying… Akpos: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James, Plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi. Presenter: You are such an honest boy! So, I believe you want to […]
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Akpos Joke: Bag of Money
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Akpos Joke: Sex position
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a girl he was getting to know:Girl: “What’s your favorite position in bed?” Akpos: “Near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging”
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Funny Joke: Jealous Girlfriend
Boy meets new girl and takes her home. Next morning he drops new girl off. Later in the day his regular girl WhatsApps him: Girl: Can I ask you a question? Boy: Shoot Girl: Who was dat? Boy: (He had been on the phone earlier so he said) My brother Girl: In your car I […]
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Akpos Joke: Bedroom Talk
Akpos and his wife were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while they were in bed. Akpos turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. He then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at him this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’ So Akpos said, “Then I’d […]
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Funny Joke: Perfect Eyesight
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..
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Joke: Killing Job
The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun, “We must know that […]
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Akpos Joke: Daughter to Father
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his daughter: Daughter to father Akpos: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.” Father Akpos’ response: “Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to […]
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Akpos Joke: Exercise
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his doctor:DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? AKPOS: Yes doctor… I play football and tennis daily. DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play? AKPOS: I play till the battery on my phone goes down.
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Akpos Joke: The Difference
Akpos and his father were having a heart-to-heart talk when the Akpos suddenly said:BOY: Dad, I think I have found the girl I want to marry. DAD: Oh really? Who is she? BOY: Cynthia. DAD: And what makes this Cynthia girl different from the others? BOY: Oh, this one is pregnant.
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Funny Photo: The Genesis
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Funny Photo: Dangote
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Funny Joke: Titanic
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get […]
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Funny Photo: Location
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Funny Photo: Fear Women
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Akpos Joke: HIV Test
Akpos goes for an HIV test in the morning and comes back in two hours later beaming with smiles.He quickly visited his girlfriend… AKPOS: Baby, I went for an HIV test this morning. GIRL: Really honey? AKPOS: Yeah and I’m so happy, wish it can be like this forever They both had sex that moment. […]
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Akpos Joke: Flight 633 to Lagos
“This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I. I’d like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos.“We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the Atlantic Ocean. If you look outside the window, you will see that the wing has fallen off and the engine […]
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Akpos Joke: Idiot!
Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and […]
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Akpos Joke: Alarm
Akpos’s wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone. The following conversation ensued: Wife: Honey… Akpos: Yes? Why are you waking me this early? Wife: (Points to phone) Who is ‘Alarm’ and why does she call at 5 every morning? Akpos: (Says to himself) My God! What did I do to deserve […]
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Akpos Joke: Police Emergency
Akpos dialed a police emergency number to report a crime: Akpos: Hello! Respionse: Yes hello… who I’m I speaking to? Akpos: Is this the police?! Response: Yes. Any problem? Akpos: Yes! I’m calling to report a case of robbery in my neighbourhood. They’re five in numbers and all armed with sub-machine guns and bombs! Response: […]
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Funny Joke: Magic Weight Machine
I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, I thought to myself, “I’ll give it a try just […]
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