Four Girls entered a BRT Bus full of Male Engineers. Since there was no more place available, they sat on each of the Boys’ laps. After ten minutes. 1ST GIRL: Are you an Electronics and Communication Engineer? 1ST BOY: How did you know? 1ST GIRL: Your tower is communicating with my unreachable area. 2ND GIRL: […]
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Joke: Male Engineers
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Funny Joke: Dan
Our class teacher was teaching about animals that live with man. After talking about “Goat” the next topic was “Dog”. He was now telling us how dogs like to play and jump around just like “Dan” our classmate. The whole class burst in laughter and a lot of noise was made from the jab towards […]
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Akpos Joke: Life after death
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss one Friday morning:Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Akpos: Certainly not; there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to you uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
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Funny Photo: Dead!
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Funny Photo: Yoruba Men
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Funny Photo: Mama Wata
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Akpos Joke: Drowning
Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend… GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? Akpos: You of course dear. GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister die? Akpos: Okay… I’ll […]
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Akpos Wise Sayings
You have four boyfriends and you say I am in a relationship! No you are in a circle my sister. You are dating a 60 year old man and you call him babe! No, this one be your ancestor.
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Akpos Joke: Slaps
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the guy’s face”. Akpos then said to me “Ofego, you fear a lot, I will slap […]
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Funny Joke: Game Show
A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “I’m going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn’t laugh at the end receives $5000!” The host starts and after 15 minutes the Ghanaian is out. He continues and after 40 minutes the Kenyan is […]
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Funny Joke: After the Honeymoon
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.” “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,” says […]
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Funny Joke: The butcher’s dog
A dog ran into a cow meat butcher’s shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Unhappy at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, “If your dog stole a meat […]
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Funny Joke: Management Decision
There was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all. So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs. So the […]
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Funny Joke: Touch and follow
I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”. All he demanded from me was 1-month internet data subscription money which I paid and he gave me a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’. He said, […]
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Akpos Joke: No one knows tomorrow
During a CRK class… TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________? (Akpos raised his hands) TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow? AKPOS: Sir, me! TEACHER: (surprised) And what’s tomorrow? AKPOS: Tomorrow is Wednesday.
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Akpos Joke: Good Morning
A Whatsapp chat between two students… Akpos: Results are out, come let’s go and see the result. Yaw: I’m with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me… If it’s bad, say, “Good morning to YOU”. If it’s very bad, then say, “Good morning to you and your dad” LATER… Akpos: “Good morning to […]
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Akpos Joke: Poor Example
An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class… TEACHER: … For example, Akpos was poor… AKPOS: I can’t be poor. TEACHER: That’s why I said for example. AKPOS: Even in the example I can’t be POOR.
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Akpos Joke: Deaf Message
A stranger sent Akpos a text message… “Good evening sir, how was your day? I’m so sorry for disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I kindly need your assistance, I need some money which is very paramount to my life and I don’t know if you can assist me with any […]
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Funny Joke: Love Raps
*Boy: do you have a boyfriend? *Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. *Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” *Girl: But I don’t love you. *Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love, does not know […]
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Funny Joked: Feared Woman
A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night. His wife would shout, ”When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”. We the neighbours feared this woman and she liked the fact that she was […]
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