An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were. Immediately, one of the dead people […]
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Nigeria Joke: Terrible accident
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Akpos Joke: Driver’s licence
Akpos, a policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued: POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home? MOTORIST: I don’t intend to fall sick officer, but thank God […]
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Akpos’ mobile money advice for all men in 2017
Akpos has an advice for all African men in 2017.It is as follows: The moment you ask a girl “WHAT’S WRONG?” And she replies “Hmmm” Guys, dont ask “why hmm …?” Its a Mobile Money Trap! ALSO READ: AKPOS’ $500 debt
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Akpos Joke: $500 debt
Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied Akpos “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only […]
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Akpos Joke: iPhone 6 or iPhone 7
A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…Akpos: I Love You Tina: Lol Akpos: I need you in my life Tina: Lol Akpos: You are my everything Tina: Lol Akpos: iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 Tina: iPhone 7 Akpos: Loooool Tina: Do you want to buy it for me Akpos: Loooooooooool Tina: Talk […]
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Akpos Joke: Sugar Daddy
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female friend:GIRL: I need a sugar Daddy who doesn’t want to have sex with me Akpos : Follow these steps: 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or two cups of sugar 3. Go home and pour all on your daddy. ALSO READ: Akpos’s mobile money […]
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Akpos Joke: Mortuary
Akpos is crazy guy ooh. The following conversation ensued him and a tourist in Lagos. Tourist: Can you please show me the way to the mortuary? Akpos: Oh that’s easy. Just close your eyes and cross the road. You will be there in no time Lol. Akpos no go kill person ooh.
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Akpos meets Donald Trump
American President, Donald Trump decided to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid. A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD, An European contractor says he will need 7,000 USD for the job; Akpos, an African contractor who is based mainly in Ghana and Nigeria says he […]
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Akpos and the Chinese man
The following conversation ensued Akpos, an envagelist and a Chinese man: Evangelist Akpos: How are you? Chinese Man: I fine. Evangelist Akpos : Do you know Jesus Christ? Chinese Man: No. But you give me sample, I make for you.
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Akpos at the police station
Akpos at Osu Police station today. To his surprise, he saw a police man on duty reading a Bible. So he went to the policeman and asked, “Who killed Abel?” The policeman replied, “Ask Inspector Yakubu. He is in charge of murder cases.”
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Akpos Joke: Idiot!
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son: Son: Daddy who is an idiot? Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No!
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Akpos Joke: Bulletproof Jeep
Mallam Akpos bought a $6 million bullet-proof SUV. He travelled from Bauchi to Abuja and he was accosted by armed robbers. They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off. Mallam Akpos rained curses on the bandits; ”Shege!, Dan Iska!!, Dan Bura uba!!!”. The armed bandits shouted, that they couldn’t hear him. […]
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Akpos Joke: Anthony Joshua versus Klitschko
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka: Emeka: Are you ready for the Joshua-Klitschko fight? Akpos: Yes Emeka: I hear the fight tickets are going for as as high as £96,000. Akpos: What a shame. Even David versus Goliath was free to watch.
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Akpos Joke: Without Gift
Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride’s relatives 2. Groom’s relatives He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies 2. Men He entered the men’s door and found two doors again. 1. People with gifts 2. People without […]
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Akpos Joke: Change of heart
Akpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service. He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been. The priest asks, “What made you change your […]
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Akpos Joke: Proof of debt
Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied Akpos “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. […]
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Akpos Joke: Drunk Man
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Akpos said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door”
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